One of Marvel’s Biggest Mysteries Has Finally Been Solved!!!

If you’re like me, you’ve found yourself thinking about some of the stranger aspects of the Marvel universe. Does Bruce Banner’s poop grow inside him when he turns into the Hulk? Does Bucky Barnes ever pick his nose, and if so, how difficult is it with a metal arm? Does Deadpool have the ability to grow back his Deadpool pee-pee? Can Ben Grimm be skipped across a lake on a sunny afternoon? We may not ever be able to answer all of these questions, but we sure can answer one. I’m sure you’re thinking: “Which of these questions has been asked enough to finally get an answer???” Well I’m here to tell you that it is the most private of all.

That’s right folks, it has recently been revealed to the world by Deadpool creator, Rob Liefeld that Deadpool can, in fact, regrow his wiener. In an interview with Inverse, they posed the question to him, which he responded with:

“Yes, yes, we would never, ever live in a world where Deadpool can’t regenerate his own cock and balls.”

Wise words.

Deadpool seems to be the only character where talking about their genitals is commonplace, given his reputation for doing so himself.

Now I would like to take a moment to share what I believe to be the best images of Deadpool showing off the ol’ lizard.

It’s nice to see he’s so modest

 

A perfectly placed gun to let us know he’s packing some serious heat.
Just breathe it in.
Let’s be real, he probably deserved this

In the superhero world, there are thousands of questions that have been left unanswered. I, for one, am honored to have been given the opportunity to educate the masses on one of the many mysteries. If anyone else has any questions about the private lives of superheroes, don’t be shy, just shoot a tweet my way and I’ll make sure to answer post haste.

Twitter: @deadpoolsbutt

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